The Aristocats (1970)

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Bill Nye is having NONE of your shit lady.

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will-you-be-electric-sheep:

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

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"Killed Holmes"

Diary Entry by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, December 1893

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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scottpilgrirn:

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

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callmeoutis:

calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES
THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

callmeoutis:

calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES

THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

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alimarko:

these praying mantises look like they all have a charming secret

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